mydogsnokes:

you can introduce yourself to me 568 times and i still won’t remember your name

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via nec-k)

HEY GUYS I MET THE MAN OF MY DREAMS TONIGHT HE WORKS AT TRACTOR SUPPLY WHICH IS LIKE WHERE THEY SELL FARM STUFF AND WE ALSO GET THE STUFF FOR OUR DOG THERE TOO

BUT ANYWAYS LIKE HE IS SO PRETTY I COULDN’T SPEAK I JUST MARVELED AT HIS BEAUTIFUL FEATURES

HE’S LIKE 6’5” AT THE LEAST AND BUFF AND CHISELED AND TAN WITH BLUE EYES AND HE HAS A LITTLE ACCENT AND A DEEP VOICE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

shutupaubrey:

if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round

(via artofconviction)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via hersimpleparadise)

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

(via vasilisperm)

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

(via gandalfsdaughter)