in the sky with diamonds
Anonymous asked: ARE U DOING SLUTTY CONFESSIONS I HAVE THE BEST ONE i found out recently my boyfriend was cheating on me with some dumb hoebag so instead of calling him out on it we were at dinner the other night and i got him SOOO hard in the middle of the restaurant acting really sexy and sneaky and right b4 he came i stopped and was like "i know you cheated on me, fucker" and walked my fine a$$ out the place can i get a hell ya

ugly:

hell ya!!

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.””
— Robin Williams  (via fuck-yeah-tennis)

salmakayak:

Taylor Swift dances like a Sim

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

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